Apr 1
Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard
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Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard
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tiny death roll
Did you know there's a gap in my baseboards? I sure didn't!
Fortunately she's easy to lure out, because hers is the greed described in the bible. She knows her name but the problem is that verbal recall is never, ever going to be as valuable as a warm, humid hole (because ofc the dishwasher was going when this happened), so I had to lure her gluttonous ass out with a reptilink.
Anyways, I'm stopping at the dollar store for a pool noodle after work because this hole needs filling and I would prefer to be the one to fill it- not the damn lizard.
I wish we could teach each other how to love the way we can teach animals that aren’t supposed to be able to feel it.
had the urge to draw a bunch of animals
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I’ve posted about a bearded dragon that had to be rescued by fire fighters—here’s one that just fights fires 👍
New Caledonian Giant Gecko (Rhacodactylus leachianus), family Diplodactylidae, endemic to New Caledonia
This is the longest and heaviest gecko species in the world, growing up to 17 inches total length, and weighing up to 300 g.
Photograph by Shannon's Reptile Room